(via nochancemartian)
(Source: pleatedjeans, via laughcentre)
if tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
(via laughcentre)
The problems of writing
pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
(via laughcentre)
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
(Source: afroarabia, via laughcentre)
Okay I just saw this
and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or noti don’t watch danisnotonfire but this is hilarious
You should watch him though
FUCKING PUT IT ON SWAHILI!
(via laughcentre)
9 hours ago - 
37927
37927 So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
(via laughcentre)
that time Sam Winchester and Superman almost got into a fight that Lizzie McGuire broke up
(via phantomrose96)
(Source: helloimrowe, via o-culus)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
MIND IS BLOWN
Holy shit
(via o-culus)
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People haven't always been there for me but music always has.
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